DIGGER'S SOLAR DOG HOUSE

POSTS

I was born and raised in the oil business, but now I see the light.  Think green!                                        C. Burns, Beaumont, Tx.

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Maybe the President will build a solar doghouse for the new puppy out by the vegetable garden!               D. Madlinger, Dayton, Oh.

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The sun doesn't shine much where I live. Any ideas?

                                           R. Patterson, aboard a nuclear sub

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I just installed the latest solar panels from Ascent on my sailboat.

No weight, no drag, they conform to my deck, and I can even walk

on them!  I no longer need my noisy stinkpot to power my lights, computer, or navigation systems.  I even use them to charge the battery for my dinghy's electric motor.  What's taking us so long?

                                                                   O. Stephens, LA

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Does solar energy work in Alaska?   B. Painter, Key West, Fla.

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Too much sun will give you melanoma. S. Steinke, Portland, Or

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Nuclear power plants are safe now.         A.C., Washington D.C.

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RESPONSES TO POSTS 

Did you fall on your head?  Is green the color of the kerosene you use in your lamp?                                                               W.B., Dallas, Tx.

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While his wife is pulling turnips?                                   D.C., Wyoming

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Put a magnifying glass in the periscope.                           R.L., Florida

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I just bought a new 600 HP motor for my west coast powerboat.  I'll be sipping margueritas on Catalina before you get out of Marina del Rey. 

Ha ha!                                                                            J.B., Florida

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It's easier to hit a target from a helicoptor when the sun is out.

                                                                                     S.P., Alaska

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Not enough invites depression.                              Lola, San Diego, Ca.

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Safe to say Al-Qaeda likes the idea.  Can we bury the waste in your back yard?                                      Victor, Chernoble